Sunday, July 29, 2012

Of course Men want to have babies...

Of course men want to have babies- nothing ever seems to change for them. Sure, that shear moment when the child is born- suddenly they realize that their life has changed...(a little). But we need to back up several months (9+ months to be exact) to really bring this full point home.

When a man & women (yes it takes two of different sexes to legitimacy make a child) decide to have a baby the work in progress starts way before the baby is even conceived.  The women must (to ensure proper work) prepare her body by eating healthy, stay away from booze, other external medications such as Tylenol and other medications possibly hazardous to the embryo, she must and should start on prenatal vits to make the uterus the prime spot to implantation.  As she becomes pregnant she must carry the baby, grow and nuriush that baby, she must eat right, stay away from possibly all the things she use to love like sugar, caffine, alcohol and other possibly dangerous foods.  The women must endure months (9+ to be exact) of multiple trips to the bathroom, doctors offices and other important places that revolve around the care of their child.  The women must deal with mulitple people and things sticking things up them several times during that 9 month stay of the baby not to mention the mass exit that the child will make on D-day.

Once the child is born the work continues and grows bigger. Because at this point you thought you would have help from the "man".  The man although he thinks he's helping easily gets aggervated, can't handle all the crying, thought it would be easier and obviously thinks of it as a chore and a hassle.  Women on the other hand love the "job" at hand and actually know it when the time is over and they are grown.  In the mean time the women at times will finally be the end of her frayed rope & there (unfortantly) will be no one to help her climb back up it. She will have to managed herself with bare blistered hands.  As she slowly climbs up her frayed rope she knows & wonders "No Wonder Men want babies, nothign changes for them." They still go out & get to go back to work after teh child is born. They can lift, carry and move in bed with no problems after birth. They sleep through the child crying or at least pretend too and all too often there is a nice wife who is nice enough to allow some long line and they almost always end up choking themselves on it. They still get to sleep in, go out with friends and everything else. They didn't endure the emotional roller coasters that plagued our bodies for the 9 months of pregnancy and way after!

Sigh.... guess that is why women will always be the strong race because they have no choice but to be strong and fend for their own and their children.